These are the jobs we run most weeks. Send us a snap, we'll text the figure for yours — that figure is what lands on the invoice. No "from $", no hourly stretch, no upsell when we get there.
Six bubbles — one per job. Each card has the size range, the time on site, and what's included. Want a price for yours? Send a snap. We'll have one back to you in about twelve minutes.
Studs found, screen levelled twice with a long spirit level (and the laser, just to check). Cables tidied down behind the console in a clip channel. Bracket included — fixed or tilt, whichever suits.
Pull-down bracket so the screen drops back to neck height when you're watching. We check surface temps on gas fires before we settle on the spot — and we'll walk away rather than fit something that'll cook itself.
For kitchens, bedrooms, and corner sofas where the line of sight doesn't match the stud. Tilt, pivot, swing. We run the full range with the telly on it before we leave — you won't find a dead spot.
Telly off one wall, onto another. Same flat, new flat, different room. We patch the old holes ready for paint and re-mount cleanly. One van trip — same morning where the geography allows.
HDMI and signal hidden inside the wall via a proper code-compliant kit (no power through low-voltage gangs). Power outlet shifted to behind the screen. Nothing visible. Patches ready for paint.
Soundbar bracketed neatly under (or over) the telly, audio cable routed through the same channel. Bring whatever brand of bar you've got — Sonos, Bose, Samsung, that one — we bring the bracket.
Most snaps come in around one of three figures. The middle tier is what most living rooms turn out to be. Final number is the one we text after seeing the snap — but these are pretty reliable starting points.
Standard wall, drywall or masonry, telly under 65". The bulk of what we do — most of the snaps that land in the inbox become this job.
Bigger screen, fireplace or full-motion arm, or the one with the kids' console wall. The middle ground most living rooms land in.
Big screen, hidden cables, soundbar, the works. The one where you want the wall to look like a showroom and not a project.
All tiers include bracket, all hardware, basic cable tidy, dust mat, hoover, and a 12-month workmanship promise. Add-ons (hidden cables, soundbar bracket) live in the chat as line items so you can see exactly what's where.
The whole flow runs in one message thread. Whoever is on chat that day picks it up, whoever is closer drives. You don't get bounced between people.
One photo of the wall is plenty. Tell us your telly's size and make, and your postcode. Text, email, or the form — all land in the same inbox.
A flat figure (just the one), what's in it, and the next two slots we can fit you in. No "we'll get back to you tomorrow". This is the price you'll pay.
Reply with the slot that works. We pencil the van in. No deposit, no card-on-file — just a confirmed 90-minute arrival window.
Cloths down, holes drilled, screen levelled twice, cables tidied, dust hoovered, packaging out with us. Signed off in chat before we leave.
The ones that come up most often in the thread, answered in the same casual chat tone. If yours isn't here, just ask — same chat, same reply time.
The snap and the telly model tell us 95% of what we need — the wall type (drywall vs. masonry), where the studs are, whether there's an outlet nearby, whether anything weird is going on with the geometry. We've seen ~7,000 of them.
If the wall is hiding something genuinely surprising (a buried lintel, a fire that runs hotter than spec) we'll tell you on site before any drill. In five years we've never charged above the texted price. If you'd rather get a price by phone, ring us — but the snap is faster.
If the snap lands before 4pm, 82% of the time yes. We hold two open slots a day for same-day jobs, and the chat thread is checked between every job, so when a snap drops we can usually answer with "today, 6pm?" within the hour.
Nope. We bring it. The bracket is included in every flat price — fixed, tilt, pull-down, or full-motion depending on the job. Tested, VESA-matched, properly rated. If you've already bought one and want us to fit yours, we will, but the price stays the same (we just leave you with the spare).
Tom's specialism. Pre-1940s lath behind plaster, picture rails hiding the studs, weird brick courses behind a wallpaper — we know the moves. The price is the same. We just take a bit longer and use a steel spanning bar across the joists where needed.
On drywall, almost always. We use a code-compliant in-wall HDMI kit and shift the outlet to behind the screen. On masonry, brick, or anything load-bearing, we use a wall channel instead — same end result visually, but we won't chase a brick wall (that's a plasterer's job).
If we can't hide them, we'll say so before we start. You don't pay the $89 add-on if we end up running a channel.
Twelve months on the workmanship. If anything shifts, sags, drops, or otherwise stops behaving like a permanent fixture — text us. We come back and re-do it free. The bracket has its own manufacturer cover (usually five years), which we hand you the paperwork for at the end of the job.
After the job is done. No deposit, no card on file. We send a card link or take a tap on site — whichever's easiest. The figure on the invoice matches the figure we texted. Always.
One photo. Your telly size. Your postcode. We'll text a price in about twelve minutes and you'll have a slot in our diary by tea. That's basically the whole transaction.